Do vagina's smell?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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