You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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