...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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