I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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