singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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