Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
