Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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