I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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