I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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