It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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