Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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