Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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