No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I need water and some morals
You ruined the universe
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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