Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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