Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
