oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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