We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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