: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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