who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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