well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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