Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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