There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You're like the curious george of whores
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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