My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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