He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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