Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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