i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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