i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize