are you so shy because you have an std?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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