I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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