I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
