I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My pussy is not your playground.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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