im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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