Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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