how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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