Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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