The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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