Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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