North Korea, Best Korea!
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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