Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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