I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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