Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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