my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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