ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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