THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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