you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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