the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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