If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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