O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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