Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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