is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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