i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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