Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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