Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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