i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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